that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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