nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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