Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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