Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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