but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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