Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I puked a lego.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize
