Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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