But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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