Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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