Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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