come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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