You're so nebulous sometimes
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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