Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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