You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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