I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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