Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My bed smells like the plague
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