I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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