I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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