i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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