jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I need to calm my uterus...
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Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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