i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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