i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
