wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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