awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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