Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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