There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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