Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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