so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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