what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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