Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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