hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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