can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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