Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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