the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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