U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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