I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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