'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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