Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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