i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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