Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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