We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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