She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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