My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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