Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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