Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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