A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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