He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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