That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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