I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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