Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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