She is in my trunk
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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